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07-06-2009, 03:17 PM
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07-06-2009, 03:18 PM
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Joe Biden
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"The Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions."
- Daniel Webster, statesman and senator (1782-1852)
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"Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm."
- James Madison, Federalist No. 10
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"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker over the U.S. debt is like watching two drunks argue over a bar bill on the Titanic."
- Unknown
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07-06-2009, 03:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jmichna
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that gave me the lulz
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07-06-2009, 03:24 PM
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I think these forums are sort of kin to public speaking in that at least the first rule applies:
1) KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE
Perhaps some forum guys and public speakers forget that from time to time.
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07-06-2009, 03:25 PM
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Com'on give me a couple more. You know you've got'em. Post that one that you reallllllllllly want to show everyone!
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07-06-2009, 03:28 PM
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looks real to me. Maybe Homeland Security will authenticate it. 
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07-06-2009, 03:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LiberalGunOwner
Com'on give me a couple more. You know you've got'em. Post that one that you reallllllllllly want to show everyone!
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Ok.
YouTube - Barack Hussein Obama refuses to salute US flag
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07-06-2009, 03:34 PM
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07-06-2009, 03:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by itsthescizzy
- While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle..." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with!"
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Funny I heard that joke about 2 years ago but with Barry as the lead. Seems to be pretty true now that you see him in action.
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07-06-2009, 03:45 PM
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