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Old 07-06-2009, 03:17 PM   #11
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Old 07-06-2009, 03:18 PM   #12
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I think these forums are sort of kin to public speaking in that at least the first rule applies:

1) KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE


Perhaps some forum guys and public speakers forget that from time to time.
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Com'on give me a couple more. You know you've got'em. Post that one that you reallllllllllly want to show everyone!
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looks real to me. Maybe Homeland Security will authenticate it.
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Com'on give me a couple more. You know you've got'em. Post that one that you reallllllllllly want to show everyone!
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  • While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle..." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with!"
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Funny I heard that joke about 2 years ago but with Barry as the lead. Seems to be pretty true now that you see him in action.
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