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12-29-2005, 11:27 AM
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Hormone Warning!
Hormone Warning!
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate. |
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12-29-2005, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: RochVegas, NY
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I think option #4 applies to all pregnant women!!!!
TRUST ME, my wife is 6 months prego!  And to think it gets worse!*banghead*!
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12-29-2005, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: TX
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LOL.... nice one Tec...
Vtwin.... My wife is almost 39 wks... so any day now.... always go the path of least resistance... even if it is against what you would normally do... then seek refuge in your reloading bench... It gets worse.. especially once they get to that "I'm uncomfortable" all the time no matter what position she tries to sleep in stage... Stand by... this is #2 for me...
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12-29-2005, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: PA
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My hubby just goes right to #4...he thinks opening the front door and throwing chocolate in before he shows his face is pretty safe.
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