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TRIGRHAPPY · 04-02-2008, 11:11 PM

Urinalysis

If you're the testee

5) Do i get extra points if i go over?
4) Can you help me out, my hands are cold....
3) So how'd you get a cake job like this?
2) You may want to stand back for this
1) Can you rub my lower back, it helps me relax..

If you're the observer:

2) Is it cold in here or what?
1) Nice

I make it a point to say one of these every time I test

JJB · 04-03-2008, 02:48 AM

I try and fart, especially if the dude tries to get right up on you so he can get a better looksy...he'll back off.

Kent · 04-03-2008, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJB

I try and fart, especially if the dude tries to get right up on you so he can get a better looksy...he'll back off.

Oh I forgot those days.....

What joys to be a pee pee watcher.

ichy_trigger · 04-03-2008, 05:00 AM

I remember having to be observed during a piss test and the person was standing just a bit too close so I asked them if they wanted to freakin hold it for me, they backed off

Smoke_Works · 04-03-2008, 06:46 AM

Oh we had some fun with the pecker checkers "wanna make sure it's real? look helicopters woo woooooo"

ArmyGuy45 · 04-03-2008, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smoke_Works

Oh we had some fun with the pecker checkers "wanna make sure it's real? look helicopters woo woooooo"

lol.. i can see a marine doing this..
funny as hell!!!

propellerhead · 04-03-2008, 07:14 AM

I only had to do it once during my 6 years of active duty. Some guys in our shop had to go like every year.

The Knight Of Light · 04-03-2008, 07:45 AM

They made me pee test the day after I came off Quarters for Kidney stones. Needless to say I called the doc and he told me to come to the hospital. I was able to get out of it but I got "randomly" popped 3 times within that year.

cce1302 · 04-03-2008, 09:27 AM

"Hey, it's the same color as my coffee"
"do you want to drink it now, or wrap it up and take it home?"
I usually say some other ones, but I can't remember right now.

ParagonUSMC · 04-03-2008, 10:56 AM

Last time I had to do one in the Marines, the meat-gazer was taking his job way too seriously. I decided that a great way to get him to back up a bit would be to drop my pants to my ankles, and sure enough, it worked.

04-02-2008, 11:11 PM	#1
TRIGRHAPPY XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 223	Things to break the ice during...... Urinalysis If you're the testee 5) Do i get extra points if i go over? 4) Can you help me out, my hands are cold.... 3) So how'd you get a cake job like this? 2) You may want to stand back for this 1) Can you rub my lower back, it helps me relax.. If you're the observer: 2) Is it cold in here or what? 1) Nice I make it a point to say one of these every time I test __________________ "Be Polite. Be Professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

04-03-2008, 05:00 AM	#4
ichy_trigger XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 7,398	I remember having to be observed during a piss test and the person was standing just a bit too close so I asked them if they wanted to freakin hold it for me, they backed off __________________ "The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." http://militarysignatures.com/signatures/member2645.png

04-03-2008, 07:14 AM	#7
propellerhead XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Foat Wurth, TX Posts: 3,232	I only had to do it once during my 6 years of active duty. Some guys in our shop had to go like every year. __________________ XD Trifecta: XD-9 Tactical for practice & IDPA, XD-40 Subcompact for concealed carry, XD-45 Service for home defense. Three purposes, three calibers, three models. One gun.

04-03-2008, 07:45 AM	#8
The Knight Of Light XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Posts: 8,331 Blog Entries: 12	They made me pee test the day after I came off Quarters for Kidney stones. Needless to say I called the doc and he told me to come to the hospital. I was able to get out of it but I got "randomly" popped 3 times within that year. __________________ No Matter Where You Go, There You Are. USPSA #A56661 What a great number!!! http://theknightoflight.blogspot.com/ Creator of TOP 'O' THE PAGE!!! Moose Fight

04-03-2008, 09:27 AM	#9
cce1302 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 127	"Hey, it's the same color as my coffee" "do you want to drink it now, or wrap it up and take it home?" I usually say some other ones, but I can't remember right now. __________________ Push in. Quarter turn. Pull. SMOKE!

04-03-2008, 02:48 AM	#2
JJB XDTalk Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Valdosta, GA Posts: 40	I try and fart, especially if the dude tries to get right up on you so he can get a better looksy...he'll back off.

04-03-2008, 06:46 AM	#5
Smoke_Works XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hayden Lake, Idaho Posts: 478	Oh we had some fun with the pecker checkers "wanna make sure it's real? look helicopters woo woooooo"

04-03-2008, 10:56 AM	#10
ParagonUSMC XDTalk Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 92	Last time I had to do one in the Marines, the meat-gazer was taking his job way too seriously. I decided that a great way to get him to back up a bit would be to drop my pants to my ankles, and sure enough, it worked.

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