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robinsre · 04-03-2008, 11:09 AM

My wife's grandfather used to work on the country's first functional nuclear reactor for power, out on the Idaho test site. Apparently there was a worry he had been exposed to radiation so he had to take daily urine tests.

One day he got tired of taking them so he went into the bathroom, poured his apple juice in the cup, and walked out to the attending nurse. He said

"oops, that one looks a little cloudy, better run it back through the ol' filter" and promptly gulped it down

He said her face turned pale white and she almost fainted.

rogerxd45 · 04-03-2008, 11:16 AM

all the piss test i do are unsupervised they are drug tests for my doctor so since everything is voluntary no need to watch. which is good because i have a hard enough time going on the spot with a person outside the room

Fish609 · 04-03-2008, 11:20 AM

Never had anyone check on the meet before, but has anyone ever came up with the idea of peeing sitting down? Full frontal view?

Icey101 · 04-03-2008, 11:25 AM

I have to do atleast four on average a year since I joined the military. When I was stationed overseas, I got the joy of being observer abour once a week. Because I was one of the few NCOs that worked night shift, that didn't have a Article 15. How screwed up is that, you can get in trouble..stay in the military...but because of it you can not observe people peeing?

I normally don't have any sort of stage fright or anything, but one time I had the observer want to be really close. I'm talking I am standing in front of urinal with the little dividers...he was in there with me...shoulder to shoulder. I just couldn't go, after drinking close to gallon of water I finally went. I felt so horrible the rest of the day, never knew drinking to much water could screw you up till then.

Liquid Rhino · 04-03-2008, 11:46 AM

lol @ pecker-checkers & meat-gazers... never heard those before. Too funny!

04-03-2008, 11:09 AM	#11
robinsre XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 2,793	My wife's grandfather used to work on the country's first functional nuclear reactor for power, out on the Idaho test site. Apparently there was a worry he had been exposed to radiation so he had to take daily urine tests. One day he got tired of taking them so he went into the bathroom, poured his apple juice in the cup, and walked out to the attending nurse. He said "oops, that one looks a little cloudy, better run it back through the ol' filter" and promptly gulped it down He said her face turned pale white and she almost fainted. __________________ Zeroth law of thermodynamics : If you have 1 six pack of beer and your neighbor brings 4 beers over, you will each end up drinking only 5 beers. First law of thermodynamics : There's no such thing as a free beer. Second law of thermodynamics : Even if there was such thing as a free beer, you couldn't drink it all anyway. Third law of thermodynamics : The colder it gets, the less beer you will have.

04-03-2008, 11:46 AM	#15
Liquid Rhino XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: three\|zero\|five Posts: 964	lol @ pecker-checkers & meat-gazers... never heard those before. Too funny! __________________ Keepin' It Real Since '79...

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04-03-2008, 11:16 AM	#12
rogerxd45 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: boise ID (its boy-see, not boy-z) Posts: 3,592	all the piss test i do are unsupervised they are drug tests for my doctor so since everything is voluntary no need to watch. which is good because i have a hard enough time going on the spot with a person outside the room

04-03-2008, 11:20 AM	#13
Fish609 XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 1,022	Never had anyone check on the meet before, but has anyone ever came up with the idea of peeing sitting down? Full frontal view?

04-03-2008, 11:25 AM	#14
Icey101 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Albuquerque, NM Posts: 244	I have to do atleast four on average a year since I joined the military. When I was stationed overseas, I got the joy of being observer abour once a week. Because I was one of the few NCOs that worked night shift, that didn't have a Article 15. How screwed up is that, you can get in trouble..stay in the military...but because of it you can not observe people peeing? I normally don't have any sort of stage fright or anything, but one time I had the observer want to be really close. I'm talking I am standing in front of urinal with the little dividers...he was in there with me...shoulder to shoulder. I just couldn't go, after drinking close to gallon of water I finally went. I felt so horrible the rest of the day, never knew drinking to much water could screw you up till then.