Good evening. Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that Obscura has conducted an operation that killed Zombie Osama bin Laden, the leader of al Qaeda, and a terrorist who’s responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.
I know you all want photographic proof and and the Obscura administration is all about showing it to you.
WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES AHEAD!
So I'm at the range and a zombie crawls out of the bullet trap.
WTH! It's Osama Bin Laden Zombie!!
He must have swam out of the sea and hitched a ride to Houston looking to take revenge at the Halliburton world headquarters.
There were families practicing at the range so I yelled "Come at me Bro!"
to get his attention.
It Worked! he turned in my direction
OBL Zombie - 5 shots to the head at a range of 10 yards
Close-up of Osama Bin Laden Zombie's head trauma
He wouldn't drop, unloaded more magazines into him
Forward movement stopped so I put some stickers on him and shot him many more times.
XDM 45 and OBL Zombie
(I think he had expired when this was taken)
To prevent another OBL Zombie mishap I burned the body. He is ASHES now.
Official Range Report:
- 100 crap reloads (1 failure to feed)
- 100 Federal Champion
- 50 TulAmmo
- 250 rounds total
This was my first visit to The Arms Room
in League City TX. I've got to say, it's one of the nicest ranges I've ever visited.
- Friendly staff
- Very clean and well lit facility
- Nice selection of Zombie targets
- Machine gun rentals
- Open til 22:00 every night