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| View Poll Results: Has anyone ever farted in public and blamed there spouse or childern | |||
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12-07-2007, 10:43 PM
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Who has farted in public and blamed there spouse or children?
Ever been shopping with the family and ripped off a fart that would peel paint off a wall and blame there spouse or children as people walk buy holding there nose or holding there breath!
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12-07-2007, 10:44 PM
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IBTP!!
Hell no!!! I'd never blame anyone else 
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12-07-2007, 11:28 PM
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I blame my girlfriend all the time in public even if I dont fart, but she gets me back by saying stuff like "babe, do you still need that hemroid cream"? Its a never ending battle when we go out to wally world together.
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12-08-2007, 04:38 AM
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My 8 y/o daughter and I bought one of those fart machines at the mall, and naturally I bought the batteries right then and there for it. So we walked around the mall, one of us carrying the Burton, one carrying the machine, looking for victims. I stood next to these three gals, who were sitting down, looking like they were "all that and a bag of potato chips", and my daughter just kept pressing the button...... The look on those girls faces was priceless. I also took it into work, and this shows how the power of suggestion works. I left the fart machine in my tool bucket, next to a new guy, there were some other contractors in the room. I would press the button, the new guy would stand up and look around, trying to figure out who farted, but in the process looking like he did it. The contractors (couple of hvac guys ) thought the odor in the room was soo bad that they refused to work in the same room as the new guy and they wanted the windows opened and the room aired out. In the end I had the new guy mad at me, and the contractors and I laughing.
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12-08-2007, 06:17 AM
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Loud and proud, baby! Why would I want someone else to get the credit for my work?
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12-08-2007, 07:05 AM
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12-08-2007, 09:19 AM
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Really what is this forum coming to?
 It's starting to resemble GlockTalk trash.
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12-08-2007, 09:35 AM
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i cashier at a large retail chain and i will let a SBD out only when there is an old person or someone with a baby in line, its either the depends or the pamper whats up?
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12-08-2007, 09:51 AM
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I like to fart on people in noisy crowded spaces like bars, or concerts. I know it's too loud for them to hear my fart and it's crowded enough that they wouldn't be able to identify the culprit. I just chuckle and think to myself "man i totally crop dusted that guy/girl."
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12-08-2007, 09:53 AM
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