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yeahYeah · 08-25-2008, 07:56 AM

This old schedule needs to be updated to fit the times and Mr. Barack America.

Anyone care to help?

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2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 PM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender" French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.
11:30 P.M Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
12:00 AM. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

7:00 PM Obama America Anthem
7:15 PM .....

**AZXD** · 08-25-2008, 09:08 AM

7:15 PM Thousands arrested for asking where is Hillary.
7:35 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

yeahYeah · 08-25-2008, 09:26 AM

7:45 PM Michelle Obama is finally proud of her country.

afmo · 08-25-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by yeahYeah

7:45 PM Michelle Obama is finally proud of her country.

but not before she "rips Bill Clinton's eyes out."

yeahYeah · 08-25-2008, 09:29 AM

8:00 PM Rev. Wright to deliver a motivating, inspirational sermon

**AZXD** · 08-25-2008, 09:33 AM

8:00 PM The ceremonial disrobing begins
8:15 PM The 72 virgins are hailed down from heaven by Barack and Joe
8:30 The B/J express is in full swing as Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:31 The Reverend continues his speach of motivation.

yeahYeah · 08-25-2008, 09:35 AM

8:45 PM Everyone in Denver bows towards the convention center on Obama "O" prayer mats.

**AZXD** · 08-25-2008, 09:43 AM

9:00 The FCC considers pulling the live feed from the convention center

yeahYeah · 08-25-2008, 09:49 AM

9:15 PM Ceremonial burning of flag lapel pins

9:30 PM Tony Rezko holds a real estate auction with Chris Dodd assisting

**AZXD** · 08-25-2008, 10:23 AM

10:00 PM Hillary arrives, files through the gauntlet and begins playing her version of Uncle Ted's "Stranglehold" on B's neck

10:01 PM B reminds her of the SCOTUS slot to which she will be nominated.
10:05 PM Ted & Hillary proposes a toast to Socialism and the redistribution of wealth
10:30 PM Special guest speaker William Ayers arrives to set off the ceremonial fireworks and reiterate the words of Reverend Wright.

08-25-2008, 09:08 AM	#2
AZXD XDTalk 15K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Valley of the GUN Posts: 17,197	7:15 PM Thousands arrested for asking where is Hillary. 7:35 Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. __________________ . . The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy The very word 'secrecy' is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings. John F. Kennedy *Birth Certificates are a "Reasonable"* Secret** So-called "reasonable gun control" measures will take us all to the day when the last single-shot shotgun that grandpa owned is cut into pieces.

08-25-2008, 09:26 AM	#3
yeahYeah XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 9,679	7:45 PM Michelle Obama is finally proud of her country. __________________ MOΛΩN ΛABÉ "You got on British Knights and I ain't seen those sine 1987" - Red (Pineapple Express) If we don't take action now We settle for nothing later Settle for nothing now And we'll settle for nothing later A Place for Nevada Gun Owners: http://www.nevadashooters.com

08-25-2008, 09:29 AM	#5
yeahYeah XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 9,679	8:00 PM Rev. Wright to deliver a motivating, inspirational sermon __________________ MOΛΩN ΛABÉ "You got on British Knights and I ain't seen those sine 1987" - Red (Pineapple Express) If we don't take action now We settle for nothing later Settle for nothing now And we'll settle for nothing later A Place for Nevada Gun Owners: http://www.nevadashooters.com

08-25-2008, 09:33 AM	#6
AZXD XDTalk 15K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Valley of the GUN Posts: 17,197	8:00 PM The ceremonial disrobing begins 8:15 PM The 72 virgins are hailed down from heaven by Barack and Joe 8:30 The B/J express is in full swing as Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:31 The Reverend continues his speach of motivation. __________________ . . The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy The very word 'secrecy' is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings. John F. Kennedy *Birth Certificates are a "Reasonable"* Secret** So-called "reasonable gun control" measures will take us all to the day when the last single-shot shotgun that grandpa owned is cut into pieces.

08-25-2008, 09:35 AM	#7
yeahYeah XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 9,679	8:45 PM Everyone in Denver bows towards the convention center on Obama "O" prayer mats. __________________ MOΛΩN ΛABÉ "You got on British Knights and I ain't seen those sine 1987" - Red (Pineapple Express) If we don't take action now We settle for nothing later Settle for nothing now And we'll settle for nothing later A Place for Nevada Gun Owners: http://www.nevadashooters.com

08-25-2008, 09:43 AM	#8
AZXD XDTalk 15K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Valley of the GUN Posts: 17,197	9:00 The FCC considers pulling the live feed from the convention center __________________ . . The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy The very word 'secrecy' is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings. John F. Kennedy *Birth Certificates are a "Reasonable"* Secret** So-called "reasonable gun control" measures will take us all to the day when the last single-shot shotgun that grandpa owned is cut into pieces.

08-25-2008, 09:49 AM	#9
yeahYeah XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Vegas Posts: 9,679	9:15 PM Ceremonial burning of flag lapel pins 9:30 PM Tony Rezko holds a real estate auction with Chris Dodd assisting __________________ MOΛΩN ΛABÉ "You got on British Knights and I ain't seen those sine 1987" - Red (Pineapple Express) If we don't take action now We settle for nothing later Settle for nothing now And we'll settle for nothing later A Place for Nevada Gun Owners: http://www.nevadashooters.com

08-25-2008, 10:23 AM	#10
AZXD XDTalk 15K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Valley of the GUN Posts: 17,197	10:00 PM Hillary arrives, files through the gauntlet and begins playing her version of Uncle Ted's "Stranglehold" on B's neck 10:01 PM B reminds her of the SCOTUS slot to which she will be nominated. 10:05 PM Ted & Hillary proposes a toast to Socialism and the redistribution of wealth 10:30 PM Special guest speaker William Ayers arrives to set off the ceremonial fireworks and reiterate the words of Reverend Wright. __________________ . . The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy The very word 'secrecy' is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings. John F. Kennedy *Birth Certificates are a "Reasonable"* Secret** So-called "reasonable gun control" measures will take us all to the day when the last single-shot shotgun that grandpa owned is cut into pieces.

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