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**jmichna** · 08-22-2008, 11:50 AM

Headlines from the Year 2020 By AWOL Civilization
8/17/2008, 5:20 pm

Here are some headlines we can expect to see in the year 2020 if our society continues its glorious march to the People's Revolution:

Rev. Jeremiah Wright receives Nobel Peace Prize for trendsetting work in race relations
San Francisco city ordinance: Public display of heterosexual affection (by US citizens) punishable by $1000 fine
Michael Moore sweeps Oscars with his film Bin Laden Mon Amour
President Michelle Obama paroles all non-white convicts in America; “We must begin healing process,” she declares
Archbishop of Canterbury presides over first Muslim coronation ceremony
Secretary of State Pelosi featured on new 9-dollar bill
Supreme Court approves quotas for mentally-retarded applicants to PhD programs in the humanities
Army announces new “fair trade” rules of engagement: Enemy must be given equal weapons before fight begins
Mandatory 5-year prison term in Canada for Global Warming denial
Hamas nukes Copenhagen; UN condemns Israel
White House painted brown; West Wing renamed “Wing of all the Peoples”
First group of infants successfully undergo lung-reduction surgery to reduce carbon dioxide emissions
Tax credit of $10,000 offered to white males who sign up for voluntary sterilization
Development of squirrel-driven automobile engine halted by PETA protests
Last oil well in Texas goes dry; “A great moment for America” says Secretary of Energy
First gay marriage ceremony between gorillas performed in Amsterdam
Republican Party officials formally admit guilt for oppressing the masses; party disbanded

Dead Money · 08-22-2008, 06:45 PM

JeffXD · 08-22-2008, 09:13 PM

Texas finally decides to hell with it.

08-22-2008, 11:50 AM	#1
jmichna XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NE Illinois Posts: 2,561	Headlines from 2020 Headlines from the Year 2020 By AWOL Civilization 8/17/2008, 5:20 pm Here are some headlines we can expect to see in the year 2020 if our society continues its glorious march to the People's Revolution: Rev. Jeremiah Wright receives Nobel Peace Prize for trendsetting work in race relations San Francisco city ordinance: Public display of heterosexual affection (by US citizens) punishable by $1000 fine Michael Moore sweeps Oscars with his film Bin Laden Mon Amour President Michelle Obama paroles all non-white convicts in America; “We must begin healing process,” she declares Archbishop of Canterbury presides over first Muslim coronation ceremony Secretary of State Pelosi featured on new 9-dollar bill Supreme Court approves quotas for mentally-retarded applicants to PhD programs in the humanities Army announces new “fair trade” rules of engagement: Enemy must be given equal weapons before fight begins Mandatory 5-year prison term in Canada for Global Warming denial Hamas nukes Copenhagen; UN condemns Israel White House painted brown; West Wing renamed “Wing of all the Peoples” First group of infants successfully undergo lung-reduction surgery to reduce carbon dioxide emissions Tax credit of $10,000 offered to white males who sign up for voluntary sterilization Development of squirrel-driven automobile engine halted by PETA protests Last oil well in Texas goes dry; “A great moment for America” says Secretary of Energy First gay marriage ceremony between gorillas performed in Amsterdam Republican Party officials formally admit guilt for oppressing the masses; party disbanded __________________ "Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." - James Madison, Federalist No. 10 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal distribution of blessings, the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal distribution of misery." - Sir Winston Churchill

08-22-2008, 06:45 PM	#2
Dead Money XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Kalifornia Demokratik Republik Posts: 193	__________________ Molon Labe ! Guns up the Ying-Yang! Yippie Ki Aye! NOBAMA. KEEP THE CHANGE. . . I Love Sarah McCain*Palin '08 Country First FYIYCTAJ

08-22-2008, 09:13 PM	#3
JeffXD XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Great State of Texas Posts: 1,578 Blog Entries: 1	Texas finally decides to hell with it. __________________ This is a perilous time, and more than ever, the world needs a united and strong America. If, God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way. - Jon Voight

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