Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ

[invssgt]

Obama is the LAST sh!thead we need nominating federal judges to a democrat-controlled senate.

Unfortunately, McCain is also about the NEXT TO THE LAST sh!thead we need nominating them.


If you'll excuse me now, I have to go carry some more canned good to the basement. I'm trying to figure out how to get 8 years worth in there and still have room for the guns & Bibles.

[Gorillaman]

Once again Power, we are in agreement, My wife thinks so too..

[one-eyed-fatman]

I've been saying for quite sometime now GW was handing the next election to the demo's on a silver platter. It's looking purty damn true. McCain's looking very weak. The question now that concerns me is how many on this forum (if Obama wins) will get carried away by the men in little white coats?

[Powerman]

Originally Posted by Gorillaman

Once again Power, we are in agreement, My wife thinks so too..

Funny GMan

[Frenchy]

Originally Posted by Powerman

You won't be alone on election day, but you are certainly in rare company here.

Put down all the rhetoric, and putting aside the fact that he is Dem, he simply does not measure up to me. We don't even have to mention the fact that he is indeed the Anti-Christ.

What really does it for me though is the fact that he is considering to name Hugo Chavez his VP.

He also will mandate that we only use solar power to burn babies. We all know fossil fuel is much cheaper.

I've also heard that he would like to revive the medical practice of "blood-letting" to release the demons...I've not see corroboration on this, however.

[KEVWYO]

Originally Posted by Powerman

Breaking news:

Obama want to expand his Universal Health Care plan to include "Combatants against the U.S." Obama went on to say, " That health care belongs to everyone including our enemies. It is this wealthy country's duty to provide Osama Bin Ladin with a new kiddney. After all, we have been restricting his health care since 2001".

Meanwhile a source that wishes to stay anonymous, reported than Michell Obama has been sending Osama Bin Ladin care packages and medical supplies every since, "American whiteys invaded to take him from his home land".

Fox News ran a story today saying that Obama plans to make repirations to Zarqawi's family to the tune of 10 million annually. Apparently, he felt there was too much suffering for him as he lived several minutes after being hit by a couple 1000 pound bombs. He then bit the head off a baby and spat it at the feet of Ozzy Osborne and reportedly said "top that" and then whispered that he will support expanded drug coverage to include free illicit drugs to former heavy metal artists.

After leaving the DC area Obama flew by luxury chartered jet service courtesy of the Muslim Brotherhood to NRA headquarters where he paid a suprise visit to Wayne LaPierre. Obama is reportedly to have said that he was there to seize LaPierre's Desert Eagle replica BB gun then laughed and indicated that he was going to send the UN after his gun sometime in 2009 after his inauguration. LaPierre is reportedly in a drug induced coma in a local hospital following a massive cerebral blow out caused by the stress. Obama reportedly felt bad but indicated that if LaPierre could've waited just another year he would be covered under the Obama "the Living God" Universal World Wide Health Care program. Obama then bit the nurse's head off and gave it to Ozzy Osborne who reportedly is said to have mumbled something about being high but thanks again.

[Powerman]

Originally Posted by KEVWYO

Fox News ran a story today saying that Obama plans to make repirations to Zarqawi's family to the tune of 10 million annually. Apparently, he felt there was too much suffering for him as he lived several minutes after being hit by a couple 1000 pound bombs. He then bit the head off a baby and spat it at the feet of Ozzy Osborne and reportedly said "top that" and then whispered that he will support expanded drug coverage to include free illicit drugs to former heavy metal artists.

After leaving the DC area Obama flew by luxury chartered jet service courtesy of the Muslim Brotherhood to NRA headquarters where he paid a suprise visit to Wayne LaPierre. Obama is reportedly to have said that he was there to seize LaPierre's Desert Eagle replica BB gun then laughed and indicated that he was going to send the UN after his gun sometime in 2009 after his inauguration. LaPierre is reportedly in a drug induced coma in a local hospital following a massive cerebral blow out caused by the stress. Obama reportedly felt bad but indicated that if LaPierre could've waited just another year he would be covered under the Obama "the Living God" Universal World Wide Health Care program. Obama then bit the nurse's head off and gave it to Ozzy Osborne who reportedly is said to have mumbled something about being high but thanks again.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

[AZXD]

Funny how an opon Obama supporter is the only one to joke about guns and confiscations.

Originally Posted by KEVWYO

Fox News ran a story today saying that Obama plans to make repirations to Zarqawi's family to the tune of 10 million annually. Apparently, he felt there was too much suffering for him as he lived several minutes after being hit by a couple 1000 pound bombs. He then bit the head off a baby and spat it at the feet of Ozzy Osborne and reportedly said "top that" and then whispered that he will support expanded drug coverage to include free illicit drugs to former heavy metal artists.

After leaving the DC area Obama flew by luxury chartered jet service courtesy of the Muslim Brotherhood to NRA headquarters where he paid a suprise visit to Wayne LaPierre. Obama is reportedly to have said that he was there to seize LaPierre's Desert Eagle replica BB gun then laughed and indicated that he was going to send the UN after his gun sometime in 2009 after his inauguration. LaPierre is reportedly in a drug induced coma in a local hospital following a massive cerebral blow out caused by the stress. Obama reportedly felt bad but indicated that if LaPierre could've waited just another year he would be covered under the Obama "the Living God" Universal World Wide Health Care program. Obama then bit the nurse's head off and gave it to Ozzy Osborne who reportedly is said to have mumbled something about being high but thanks again.

[Bree]

If you want the US to be the Big Chicago, vote for Obama. Then all that Chicago has can be yours.

[XDConvert9mm]

Originally Posted by AZXD

Funny how an opon Obama supporter is the only one to joke about guns and confiscations.

Ain't it though?