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one-eyed-fatman · 05-15-2008, 06:47 PM

I've decided to not only throw my hat in the ring politically but spiritually as well. First off I'm going to make a toasted cheese sandwich burning the likeness of God, Jesus and Mary into some pans. By engraving the frying pans first this should be an easy task. Using the same process above I will also do engravings of the candidates for president adding ham (pork) to the sandwich along with the cheese. I admit it right here and now, I'm in it for the money. I just hope the watchdog groups don't catch on before I sell em off on ebay. Big bucks baby, big bucks.

XDConvert9mm · 05-15-2008, 06:52 PM

You obviously have far, far too much time on your hands these days Fat Man.

one-eyed-fatman · 05-15-2008, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by XDConvert9mm

You obviously have far, far too much time on your hands these days Fat Man.

Some of the people here get so whacked out on politics I thought I'd throw in a little humor. They won't get it.

tbhahn · 05-15-2008, 07:48 PM

Hey, those occupations are probably more secure than others these days. I think someone already beat you to the punch on the religious relic creation pans. I could have sworn I saw some sort of device that you could burn an image of Jesus or Mary into toast.

http://web.media.mit.edu/~leinad/theholytoaster/

You could do a Presidential ham n cheese pannini sammich maker (new patterns each election!)

one-eyed-fatman · 05-15-2008, 08:11 PM

OH WOW! How about a presidential waffle? Bacon not included.

tbhahn · 05-16-2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by one-eyed-fatman

OH WOW! How about a presidential waffle?

Somehow I see a friendly yellow and black sign in front of a familiar DC address...take the tour, get a free order of waffles.

Of course, you could also open up an IHOP (International House of Politicians) at the UN building...

**AZXD** · 05-16-2008, 05:28 PM

Not a bad choice .. IMO, many of the DC idiots would be challenged to serve a shortstack and links

Perhaps there should be a test after the election.

**newKid** · 05-16-2008, 06:46 PM

i hereby nominate OEFM for supreme dictator of the world. As long as i am made minister of war and propaganda and other some such controversial postings.

one-eyed-fatman · 05-16-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by newKid

i hereby nominate OEFM for supreme dictator of the world. As long as i am made minister of war and propaganda and other some such controversial postings.

Damn kid, job only pays $5.00 bucks an hour.

But what the hell lets go for it.

XDConvert9mm · 05-16-2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by one-eyed-fatman

Damn kid, job only pays $5.00 bucks an hour.

But what the hell lets go for it.

Well your Chubbiness, couldn't you use a raise? And imagine, it would help fill up the amazing amount of spare time you seem to have these days. Idle hands and all that...!

I think you ought to see this through.

05-15-2008, 06:47 PM	#1
one-eyed-fatman XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 9,871	My political ploy I've decided to not only throw my hat in the ring politically but spiritually as well. First off I'm going to make a toasted cheese sandwich burning the likeness of God, Jesus and Mary into some pans. By engraving the frying pans first this should be an easy task. Using the same process above I will also do engravings of the candidates for president adding ham (pork) to the sandwich along with the cheese. I admit it right here and now, I'm in it for the money. I just hope the watchdog groups don't catch on before I sell em off on ebay. Big bucks baby, big bucks. __________________ http://home.houston.rr.com/gunpics/images/one%20eye.wav

05-15-2008, 06:52 PM	#2
XDConvert9mm XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NW Atlanta Suburbs Posts: 2,387	You obviously have far, far too much time on your hands these days Fat Man. __________________ "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws."

05-15-2008, 07:48 PM	#4
tbhahn XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: South Georgia, USA Posts: 689	Hey, those occupations are probably more secure than others these days. I think someone already beat you to the punch on the religious relic creation pans. I could have sworn I saw some sort of device that you could burn an image of Jesus or Mary into toast. http://web.media.mit.edu/~leinad/theholytoaster/ You could do a Presidential ham n cheese pannini sammich maker (new patterns each election!) __________________ A government big enough to give you all that you want is big enough to take it all away. - Barry Goldwater

05-15-2008, 08:11 PM	#5
one-eyed-fatman XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 9,871	OH WOW! How about a presidential waffle? Bacon not included. __________________ http://home.houston.rr.com/gunpics/images/one%20eye.wav

05-16-2008, 05:28 PM	#7
AZXD XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Valley of the GUN Posts: 10,083	Not a bad choice .. IMO, many of the DC idiots would be challenged to serve a shortstack and links Perhaps there should be a test after the election. __________________ Voting for Obama is like putting a gun to your head and hoping he calls for its confiscation before you can pull the trigger - AZXD This election is really about ... The Best Democracy Money Can Buy ... And Obama will attempt to prove it to all of us. - AZXD Oh good grief. AZXD .... you never fail to amaze me at what you will do to stir the pot. - KEVWYO I stirred nothing. Talk to your candidate and tell him I said he could go F himself. - AZXD

05-16-2008, 06:46 PM	#8
newKid XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NC/KY Posts: 4,953	i hereby nominate OEFM for supreme dictator of the world. As long as i am made minister of war and propaganda and other some such controversial postings. __________________ The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.-Ayn Rand And Justice Stevens is dead wrong-Antonin Scalia B-Rack Obama is an idiot. Or the Anti-Christ. Hail to the Redskins. ECAZA Are YOU Prepared? www.wagenwerks.net --Matt-- Last edited by newKid : 05-16-2008 at 06:56 PM.

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