Robin Williams' plan

[PackerfanXD]

I don't know if this e-mail I got is true; I really don't care.

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williamsto come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador tostand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan forpeace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The USwill apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs,past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we willnever 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at ourborders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless ofwhom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcomethem.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unlessgiven a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in Ifyou don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum wouldnever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The USwill make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This willinclude developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporarydrilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope forawhile .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oilproducing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we gosomeplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About aweek of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen orgiven to
the army. Thepeople who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need thespies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a goodhomeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can callus 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak isENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired,your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she'syelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

[Cogz]

snopes.com: Robin Williams' Peace Plan

[Cannibul]

Why would you post this without checking to see if it's true? It's not by the way.

snopes.com: Robin Williams' Peace Plan

While I agree with many of the thoughts in the chain email and most of them stand on their own merits there is NO reason to attribute them to someone who is "famous".

[Pugs]

Originally Posted by Cannibul

Why would you post this without checking to see if it's true? It's not by the way.

snopes.com: Robin Williams' Peace Plan

While I agree with many of the thoughts in the chain email and most of them stand on their own merits there is NO reason to attribute them to someone who is "famous".

To be fair, PackerFanXD did preface the whole thing with:

Originally Posted by PackerfanXD

I don't know if this e-mail I got is true; I really don't care.

It kinda indicates that he was sceptical of the author but didn't care 'cause he liked the message.

[PackerfanXD]

Originally Posted by Cannibul

Why would you post this without checking to see if it's true? It's not by the way.

snopes.com: Robin Williams' Peace Plan

While I agree with many of the thoughts in the chain email and most of them stand on their own merits there is NO reason to attribute them to someone who is "famous".

Read the whole post or piss off.

[Cannibul]

I read the whole post.

And if you had taken 5 seconds to check the source and then posted that you knew it was not from Robin Williams but liked it then I would not have a problem.

Your statement just shows intellectual dishonesty or laziness.

[Cannibul]

Look at it this way.

It's your birthday.

Your buddy/wife/child shows up and hands you a box. Inside the box is the gun you have always wanted.

Then they tell you.....it might be stolen or it might be a fake. But you will still want that gun. Right?

[cjive134]

Originally Posted by Cannibul

Why would you post this without checking to see if it's true? It's not by the way.

snopes.com: Robin Williams' Peace Plan

While I agree with many of the thoughts in the chain email and most of them stand on their own merits there is NO reason to attribute them to someone who is "famous".

What cannibul said. Plus, I hate robin williams! and everyone else should too!

[XDConvert9mm]

Originally Posted by Cannibul

I read the whole post.

And if you had taken 5 seconds to check the source and then posted that you knew it was not from Robin Williams but liked it then I would not have a problem.

Your statement just shows intellectual dishonesty or laziness.

Cannibul, did you read the first sentence of his post? The very, very first one? Damn man, try the Decaf if this has your undergarments shoved up the ole anal fissure too tightly son!

[newKid]

Originally Posted by Cannibul

I read the whole post.

And if you had taken 5 seconds to check the source and then posted that you knew it was not from Robin Williams but liked it then I would not have a problem.

Your statement just shows intellectual dishonesty or laziness.

you really have something against these things dont you. . . why dont you go yell at hacker some more for posting false funny stories. posted, well, mostly because they were funny. . .