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cucamelsmd15 · 05-10-2008, 06:24 AM

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

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A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Stealing? Check.
Prostitution? Check.
Lying? Check.

Looks like hes going to fit right in.

**AZXD** · 05-10-2008, 07:08 AM

Yep!
I'm ready to cast my vote.

I gotta start pretending I play WarCraft

**jmichna** · 05-10-2008, 08:29 AM

Budding politician? He hit all three "skills" common to the job.

**Pharmakon** · 05-10-2008, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jmichna

Budding politician? He hit all three "skills" common to the job.

Sad, funny and true all in one statement.

Son of Norway · 05-10-2008, 06:42 PM

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

No, this kid does not "have it together".

cucamelsmd15 · 05-10-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Son of Norway

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

No, this kid does not "have it together".

He will soon enough, young padawan.

KEVWYO · 05-11-2008, 01:04 AM

I have read and re-read the OP twice now and each time I find more to laugh about .... life is good! Thanks Camel!!!

05-10-2008, 07:08 AM	#2
AZXD XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Valley of the GUN Posts: 8,248	Yep! I'm ready to cast my vote. I gotta start pretending I play WarCraft __________________ Don't ya just love it when the good guys kill the assholes! Ted Nugent "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -Thomas Jefferson, quoting Cesare Beccaria.

05-10-2008, 08:29 AM	#3
jmichna XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NE Illinois Posts: 750	Budding politician? He hit all three "skills" common to the job. __________________ There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance— that principle is contempt prior to investigation. - Herbert Spencer ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Choose your words, for they become actions. Understand actions, for they become habits. Study your habits, for they become character. Develop your character, for it becomes your destiny.

05-11-2008, 01:04 AM	#7
KEVWYO XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,327	I have read and re-read the OP twice now and each time I find more to laugh about .... life is good! Thanks Camel!!! __________________ trik396: So I guess judging by my IQ score back in high school, I'm close to 8 idiots combined....

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