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**Ed Ely** · 05-09-2008, 01:37 PM

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school meeting in North Texas , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence."

Little Johnny, with a proud Texas drawl, pierced the quiet: "'Well, stupid, stop clapping!

Ed

**AZXD** · 05-09-2008, 01:43 PM

If he's got that kind of power ....... Cut his damned hands off

Nice one, Ed!!

one-eyed-fatman · 05-09-2008, 04:30 PM

Little Johnny's looking to get his ass run over by a big black limousine during recess again.

Hilary already ran his ass down once.

That boy just don't learn.

05-09-2008, 01:37 PM	#1
Ed Ely XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: 37.65N -84.76W (Elev. 932 ft) Posts: 7,480 Blog Entries: 1	Barack - A Little Texas Humor Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent rural elementary school meeting in North Texas , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence." Little Johnny, with a proud Texas drawl, pierced the quiet: "'Well, stupid, stop clapping! Ed

05-09-2008, 01:43 PM	#2
AZXD XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Valley of the GUN Posts: 9,974	If he's got that kind of power ....... Cut his damned hands off Nice one, Ed!! __________________ Voting for Obama is like putting a gun to your head and hoping he calls for its confiscation before you can pull the trigger - AZXD This election is really about ... The Best Democracy Money Can Buy ... And Obama will attempt to prove it to all of us. - AZXD Oh good grief. AZXD .... you never fail to amaze me at what you will do to stir the pot. - KEVWYO I stirred nothing. Talk to your candidate and tell him I said he could go F himself. - AZXD

05-09-2008, 04:30 PM	#3
one-eyed-fatman XDTalk 5K Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 9,865	Little Johnny's looking to get his ass run over by a big black limousine during recess again. Hilary already ran his ass down once. That boy just don't learn. __________________ http://home.houston.rr.com/gunpics/images/one%20eye.wav

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