The Brady Campaign wants my money

[zulu45]

Originally Posted by LUVMYSIGP225

Here is a good reply for Sarah Brady....

Sarah. Why are you so angry? Why do you insist on taking my guns away because your husband is crippled and his penis no longer works correctly? I would rather "hook you up" and make you happy than have you take away my beloved firearms.

Sincerely,

A functional American

LOL, nice. I'd like to write her a letter.



Dear Sarah:

I commend you on your efforts to expose guns for what they really are, the cause of all the crime in the world. I, myself, am tired of boots. Therefore, I am going to kick your husband in the balls. After all, if guns are the cause of crime, boots are SOLEy responsible for that kick to his coin purse. Rest assured, the example being set will help protect you, and your family, from the evil boots of the world, whether they be cowboy boots, work boots, or the ever so dangers assault weapons (steel toe boots).

BAN BOOTS! Donate to the Anti-Boot fund today, and live your life in peace! It's tax deductable, and it's better than spending all that money on Viagra for your man.

Sincerely,



zulu45

PS: You really need to get laid... maybe if your husband's "gun" functioned, you wouldn't be so quick to dismiss other guns.

[LUVMYSIGP225]

Originally Posted by zulu45

LOL, nice. I'd like to write her a letter.



Dear Sarah:

I commend you on your efforts to expose guns for what they really are, the cause of all the crime in the world. I, myself, am tired of boots. Therefore, I am going to kick your husband in the balls. After all, if guns are the cause of crime, boots are SOLEy responsible for that kick to his coin purse. Rest assured, the example being set will help protect you, and your family, from the evil boots of the world, whether they be cowboy boots, work boots, or the ever so dangers assault weapons (steel toe boots).

BAN BOOTS! Donate to the Anti-Boot fund today, and live your life in peace! It's tax deductable, and it's better than spending all that money on Viagra for your man.

Sincerely,



zulu45

PS: You really need to get laid... maybe if your husband's "gun" functioned, you wouldn't be so quick to dismiss other guns.

It is the SAD truth. Sarah Brady needs laid. She has way too much time on her hands.