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Old 05-23-2006, 12:59 PM   #1
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelicaltheocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelicaltheocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas
Isn't it from Connecticut? Do not hang this one on us.

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What is a yankee?
Someone born in the north.

What is a damn yankee?
Someone born in the north who does not go back.

I guess we can no longer call him a damn yankee.
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We all can still call him a joke though!!
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FunnyGun has had these symtoms for a while...
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Beat me to it.
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Beat me to it.
It's an STD. You have to have intercourse with him to get it. :P
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Beat me to it.
It's an STD. You have to have intercourse with him to get it. :P
Do you mean intercourse figuratively or literally? Cause our nation's figurative o-ring is probably pretty sore after five years of figurative reaming.
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LOL! Good post Dirty......not sure about your signature though,
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I take it you dont watch the Boondocks?
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"Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lyin' about 9/11"
Your Sig pretty much says it all...
Good joke though this one goes waaaay back, I think the recipient then was Tip O'Neill...
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