Mexico to sue the U.S.

[PackerfanXD]

We should annex Mexico until our southern border is only 600 miles wide- easier to protect. We'll just bottleneck them untill they spill into Equador.

[WARHEAD'Z]

Originally Posted by bd1

I hope it's on Court TV.

or maybe Judge Judy.

[NiK]

Originally Posted by Brickboy240

Salma Hayek is actually not latino, but mid-eastern in origin. Her father was some sort of wealthy businessman that lived in Mexico and that is where she grew up. People think she is Mexican...not really.

- Brickboy240

True, her father is part Lebanese, but she is indeed Mexican.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000161/bio

"...The amazing Salma Hayek was born on September 2, 1966, in the oil boomtown of Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. Hayek has freely admitted that she and her brother Sami were spoiled rotten by her well-to-do Lebanese-Mexican businessman father and her Mexican-born opera-singing mother..."

But I had no idea the Panch wasn't Mexican. I thought he was in some telenovellas. Oh well, I'm still suing.

[Ed 2001 SS]

Originally Posted by NiK

True, her father is part Lebanese, but she is indeed Mexican.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000161/bio

"...The amazing Salma Hayek was born on September 2, 1966, in the oil boomtown of Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. Hayek has freely admitted that she and her brother Sami were spoiled rotten by her well-to-do Lebanese-Mexican businessman father and her Mexican-born opera-singing mother..."

But I had no idea the Panch wasn't Mexican. I thought he was in some telenovellas. Oh well, I'm still suing.

Well, IIRC he was on one of those Mexican soaps, but he needed to learn Spanish for the role.

What do you intend to ask for as damages? All they have in Mexico is burritos and Mexicans. I think we have enough of both.



That reminds me:

Earthquake in Mexico
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

[slowburn]

I'm going to sue Mexico for getting Montezumas Revenge in Mexico...I crapped in my new Tommy H jeans...I crapped for six days straight ruined my vacation while spending mucho denero in Mehico...I did by a CD in Mexico...it is called Juan Gonzoles"Wetbck English for Travelers"...I was able to buy Chicklets at a discount.......

[one-eyed-fatman]

Originally Posted by slowburn

I'm going to sue Mexico for getting Montezumas Revenge in Mexico...I crapped in my new Tommy H jeans...I crapped for six days straight ruined my vacation while spending mucho denero in Mehico...I did by a CD in Mexico...it is called Juan Gonzoles"Wetbck English for Travelers"...I was able to buy Chicklets at a discount.......

WOW! Sounds like you had a good time.