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**hacker15** · 03-17-2008, 11:34 AM

A drunken man was casually taking a leak into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!? There's a public toilet 50 feet from here!"

The man, amazed, yells back, "What do you think I have here, a hose?"

Myk9noseknows · 03-18-2008, 07:53 PM

i was really hoping this was a question about taking a leak.

How do you guys handle sitting in a car for long periods, drinking liquids, then having nowhere to relieve yourself?

HulkXD · 03-18-2008, 10:38 PM

I pull down a country road, shut off the car, listen to make sure no other engines can be heard within a mile or so, and drain the pee wizard.

rogerxd45 · 03-18-2008, 10:40 PM

you open both doors on a 4 door car and stand between them.
at least thats what i do when i cant find a good spot

**HPD SRT** · 03-18-2008, 10:59 PM

Tons of desert where I am at hardly anyone around, I'm free to pee!

tomfoolery · 03-18-2008, 11:02 PM

usually i wait until i spot a passing motorist and try to hit them with the stream as they drive by......i kid, i kid!!

Jesse H · 03-19-2008, 04:37 AM

My district has 2 parks with restrooms. Or I just drive back to the PD...small town.

prostate05 · 03-19-2008, 06:50 AM

So my question then to you guys who pull over and pee yourselves..... Do you ticket those who you come across who are peeing on the side of the road???

**hacker15** · 03-19-2008, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prostate05

So my question then to you guys who pull over and pee yourselves..... Do you ticket those who you come across who are peeing on the side of the road???

Not if they're girls.......

ElJimmyStrappo · 03-19-2008, 03:48 PM

I either go back to the office or go into one of the many buildings on campus.

03-17-2008, 11:34 AM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,472	Taking a Leak A drunken man was casually taking a leak into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically "What the hell do you think you're doing?!? There's a public toilet 50 feet from here!" The man, amazed, yells back, "What do you think I have here, a hose?" __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

03-18-2008, 07:53 PM	#2
Myk9noseknows XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,887	i was really hoping this was a question about taking a leak. How do you guys handle sitting in a car for long periods, drinking liquids, then having nowhere to relieve yourself? __________________ "When people need help, they call the Police. When Police need help, they call K-9"

03-18-2008, 10:38 PM	#3
HulkXD XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Doing Covert Ops somewhere in KY Posts: 642	I pull down a country road, shut off the car, listen to make sure no other engines can be heard within a mile or so, and drain the pee wizard. __________________ You tell 'em I'm coming, and Hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me! Shane Smash!!! What the deuce?

03-18-2008, 10:59 PM	#5
HPD SRT XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Southeastern WA Posts: 1,364	Tons of desert where I am at hardly anyone around, I'm free to pee! __________________ My Album SA XD-45 Tactical---Springerized! SA XD-45 Compact Model 1 EM-4 CAR Winchester Model 70 .308 Remington 870 Express Magnum USPSA: A-57358 PISTOLGEAR SpringerPrecision

03-18-2008, 11:02 PM	#6
tomfoolery XDTalk 4K Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 4,565	usually i wait until i spot a passing motorist and try to hit them with the stream as they drive by......i kid, i kid!! __________________ "It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees." "One is none, two is one, and three is just a good time." Clint Smith, referring to the number of guns you carry daily.

03-18-2008, 10:40 PM	#4
rogerxd45 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: boise ID (its boy-see, not boy-z) Posts: 3,592	you open both doors on a 4 door car and stand between them. at least thats what i do when i cant find a good spot

03-19-2008, 04:37 AM	#7
Jesse H XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Great State of Texas Posts: 158	My district has 2 parks with restrooms. Or I just drive back to the PD...small town. __________________ HS2000 gen 2 XD40SC XD45 "We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses" -Toby Keith

03-19-2008, 06:50 AM	#8
prostate05 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 146	So my question then to you guys who pull over and pee yourselves..... Do you ticket those who you come across who are peeing on the side of the road???

03-19-2008, 03:48 PM	#10
ElJimmyStrappo XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SE Idaho Posts: 1,318	I either go back to the office or go into one of the many buildings on campus. __________________ The Carry: Springfield XD 9 Service - Crossbreed Supertuck & DGR with #16 and #22 springs. The Tack Driver: Sako Vixen L461 .222 Rifle with Bushnell 4X Scope A real tack driver! The Fun Gun: Marlin .22 LR with Bushnell 7X Scope The best weapon anyone can have: a brain. "The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." -John Steinbeck "Beware the man who owns just one gun, he will know how to use it."

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