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**hacker15** · 03-14-2008, 05:33 PM

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However,
the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his
crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't
told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him
so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three
wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence:

"Get well soon...From the nurse in the jeep you ticketed last week."

bigun · 03-15-2008, 12:12 AM

That would about be my luck.

The Tengu · 03-15-2008, 09:06 PM

I might have to find her Jeep again.

BukWild · 03-15-2008, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Tengu

I might have to find her Jeep again.

That's what I'm talkin about!

Jesse H · 03-16-2008, 05:20 AM

LOL. That medical grade tape is awful. They use the same tape to adhere the bandages when you're getting a tattoo. I swear removing the the tape hurts more than the tat itself.

I remember being on FTO my trainer made me write a nurse...that worked at the hospital in my city.

xd357xd · 03-24-2008, 01:26 PM

Reno82 · 03-24-2008, 03:00 PM

LOL.... nice. Never know when you'll need some help!!

03-14-2008, 05:33 PM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,139	Sweet revenge A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well soon...From the nurse in the jeep you ticketed last week." __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain Last edited by hacker15 : 03-15-2008 at 09:09 AM. Reason: Removed extra word

03-15-2008, 12:12 AM	#2
bigun XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southern Iowa Posts: 2,333	That would about be my luck. __________________ Remington Rand 1911A1, Kimber Pro CDP 2, Kimber Custom Target, Ruger mark2 Govt model with Bushnell Holo site, Beretta 92D 9mm, Kahr K-40, Coming soon Kimber Warrior or Springfield Operator.

03-15-2008, 09:06 PM	#3
The Tengu XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,709	I might have to find her Jeep again. __________________ The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard. United States Code, Title 10, section 311, paragraph (a)

03-16-2008, 05:20 AM	#5
Jesse H XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Great State of Texas Posts: 157	LOL. That medical grade tape is awful. They use the same tape to adhere the bandages when you're getting a tattoo. I swear removing the the tape hurts more than the tat itself. I remember being on FTO my trainer made me write a nurse...that worked at the hospital in my city. __________________ HS2000 gen 2 XD40SC XD45 "We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses" -Toby Keith

03-24-2008, 03:00 PM	#7
Reno82 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alaska Posts: 976	LOL.... nice. Never know when you'll need some help!! __________________ ******** XD-45acp Service (Match Gun I changed it to a compact for CCW... did a grip chop on it) Ruger Mark III 22/45 Taurus PT145 MillPro (Home Defense & CCW) Kimber SS Custom Target II 10mm Walther G22 (FUN GUN) XD-45acp Tactical (Match Gun II; upgraded the bbl from PistolGear) XD-9 Sub-Compact (Home Defense and CCW) DPMS AR-15: 9mm (1/17/08...) RRA CAR A4 Upper 223/5.56---did a lower bulid 2/21/08 and completed upper 6/3/08. in order of purchases***

03-24-2008, 01:26 PM	#6
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