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**hacker15** · 10-17-2007, 10:06 AM

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are
no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When you say "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?",
they probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed; have you been eating doughnuts?"

13. I need to show this to my friends! Can I get a copy of that tape?

niteranger68 · 10-17-2007, 10:45 AM

You forgot one: "License? Isn't it on the bumper?"

x_out86 · 10-17-2007, 03:38 PM

Gee I have either heard exactly or very close to numbers : 2, 8 (more times than I can count), 9 and 11. LOL

Good post. I have yet to hear them all but I am betting someday I will hear all of those or something very close.

nhill0408 · 10-17-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niteranger68

You forgot one: "License? Isn't it on the bumper?"

LMAO.

Here's one that's probably Border Patrol specific, but the rest of you might be able to relate and still laugh:

Agent-Sir, can you state your citizenship please?
Driver-Chicago

The Tengu · 10-22-2007, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hacker15

8. I pay your salary!

I haven't had someone that actually does, tell me this.

The ****ers that say that usually get a check.

lol!

Apdl · 10-22-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Tengu

I haven't had someone that actually does, tell me this.

The ****ers that say that usually get a check.

lol!

ROFL

ArmyGuy45 · 10-22-2007, 05:31 PM

excuse me mister budwiser... i havent had to many officers to drink

GasTiresOil · 10-24-2007, 08:29 PM

Ocifer... I swear to drunk that I am not god...

THE SCARECROW · 10-29-2007, 06:02 PM

32 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school.
14. Bad cop! No Donut!
15. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
16. Wow! You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
17. So...you on the take, or what?
18. What do you mean "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
20. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to the .45 under my shirt.
21. Is it possible to get you to do one of those "body cavity searches"?
22. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
23. Wanna race to the station, Sparky?
24. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
25. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
26. You'll never get those cuffs on me...
27. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
28. Hey wasn't your daughter a porn queen?
29. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
30. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
31. I'm surprised you stopped me, DUNKIN DONUTS has a 3 for 1 special! 32. Fill it up with supreme - and check the oil while you're at it. .

**yocan** · 10-30-2007, 01:05 PM

Friend of mine coming from a festival "do you have anything in your truck I should know about" "not that you should know about" "ok, whats in it?" "umm... 3 guns 30+ swords, half dozen axes, a war hammer and more knives than I can count" "would you get out of the car please"...
Officer gets on the radio "(chief or whatever you call him) you gotta get down here"
Long story short, you have 7 police officers swinging around swords on the side of the road in the middle of the afternoon. Apparently every single one of them collects stuff along those lines.
The bummer about the story, none showed up at the sword booth the next year to buy any that I heard of.

10-17-2007, 10:06 AM	#1
hacker15 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Upstate, NY Posts: 3,472	What You Don't Want To Hear When You Pull Them Over! 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When you say "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?", they probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed; have you been eating doughnuts?" 13. I need to show this to my friends! Can I get a copy of that tape? __________________ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

10-17-2007, 10:45 AM	#2
niteranger68 XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NC Posts: 286	You forgot one: "License? Isn't it on the bumper?" __________________ Niteranger68 Springfield XD40 Service Bersa Thunder UC-SS 9mm Beretta PX4 9mm (F) Mossberg 500 Tactical 12 Ga Ruger 10/22 SS Titan Tiger .38 Cal NRA/GOA

10-17-2007, 03:38 PM	#3
x_out86 XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 542	Gee I have either heard exactly or very close to numbers : 2, 8 (more times than I can count), 9 and 11. LOL Good post. I have yet to hear them all but I am betting someday I will hear all of those or something very close. __________________ Hellen Keller: I long to accomplish a great and noble tasks, but it is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble. The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker. Bruce Lee: Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.

10-22-2007, 05:31 PM	#7
ArmyGuy45 XDTalk 3K Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mesa,AZ / Ft Carson, CO Posts: 3,419	excuse me mister budwiser... i havent had to many officers to drink __________________ US Army 2005 - Present XD45 Compact - My Carry Suresights Springer Precision Trigger Kit/Bar ( needs install ) NRA Life Member Myspace If they take my guns, ill carry a sword!

10-29-2007, 06:02 PM	#9
THE SCARECROW XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 633	32 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP... 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" 13. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school. 14. Bad cop! No Donut! 15. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS? 16. Wow! You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 17. So...you on the take, or what? 18. What do you mean "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. 19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 20. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to the .45 under my shirt. 21. Is it possible to get you to do one of those "body cavity searches"? 22. Back off Barney, I've got a piece. 23. Wanna race to the station, Sparky? 24. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! 25. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. 26. You'll never get those cuffs on me... 27. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 28. Hey wasn't your daughter a porn queen? 29. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 30. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me? 31. I'm surprised you stopped me, DUNKIN DONUTS has a 3 for 1 special! 32. Fill it up with supreme - and check the oil while you're at it. . __________________ *XD9 Sub Compact* 648 rounds through my XD9 Sub Compact to date.. -----------------------------------------------------------

10-24-2007, 08:29 PM	#8
GasTiresOil XDTalk Newbie Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 17	Ocifer... I swear to drunk that I am not god...

10-30-2007, 01:05 PM	#10
yocan XDTalk 2K Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,123	Friend of mine coming from a festival "do you have anything in your truck I should know about" "not that you should know about" "ok, whats in it?" "umm... 3 guns 30+ swords, half dozen axes, a war hammer and more knives than I can count" "would you get out of the car please"... Officer gets on the radio "(chief or whatever you call him) you gotta get down here" Long story short, you have 7 police officers swinging around swords on the side of the road in the middle of the afternoon. Apparently every single one of them collects stuff along those lines. The bummer about the story, none showed up at the sword booth the next year to buy any that I heard of.

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