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02-20-2007, 01:52 PM
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Best Radio One Liner?
This one is on Glock Talk too, and was just begging for me to post here too. What is either your own, or the best radio one liner that you have heard?
Cant decide which is the best between these two...let me know your personal favorite Dispatch: 240... 240: 240... Dispatch: 240 could you respond to 1045 Pine Lane and speak with Diane. She says that she needs to see an officer because the squirrels in her yard are staring at her funny. 240: 10-4...That problem again huh? OR Dispatch: 480... 480: Go ahead... Dispatch: Multiple reports of a traffic hazard on Hwy 33 near Long Crossing. Unsure of what the problem is, something about an animal in the roadway. 480: 10-4 I'll be enroute. (Pause for a few min. while he's enroute) 480: 480... Dispatch: Go Ahead 480 480: You wouldnt believe it!! Its a hog....450 lbs running down the damn road. I cant catch it! Maybe one of these cars can help me out so I can take home the bacon tonight... Dispatch: (In between laughs from the dispatcher and in the background) 10 (giggle) 4 (giggle) 480.
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02-21-2007, 07:42 AM
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HEHEHEHEHE, One of our guys was making a traffic stop on a suspicious female. Apparently she is making some furtive movements in the car, he gets on the radio and says: "She's going down on me"
There was a long pause before dispatch responded as they tried to stifle their laughter. I'm surprised our MDT's didn't crash w/ all the traffic. |
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02-21-2007, 08:44 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night (no, really!) when I got the following call:
Dispatch: 3G58, supicious circumstance Me: Go to 58 Dispatch: G58, suspicious circumstance at the golf course...nearby resident is reporting mysterious lights flashing in the sky. Long pause Me: Dispatch, is the RP aware that we are in the middle of a thunderstorm? Dispatch: Affirm. Me: Ask the RP if he is aware that lightning preceeds thunder. Pause Dispatch: 3G58, you can 10-22 (disregard) When I asked the dispatcher about it later, she said the caller sounded like he was a tin-foil hat type.
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02-21-2007, 08:50 AM
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Hellen Keller: I long to accomplish a great and noble tasks, but it is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble. The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker. Bruce Lee: Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. |
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02-22-2007, 01:29 PM
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bump?
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Hellen Keller: I long to accomplish a great and noble tasks, but it is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble. The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker. Bruce Lee: Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. |
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02-22-2007, 11:17 PM
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When I was in patrol eons ago, I was involved in a pursuit of a 3 juvie robbery suspects. I worked L.A. County and the pursuit went thru San Bernardino and Riverside Counties. The 2 largest counties in the U.S.
Units from dept. were of course rolling to my assistance. The following is a question the radio room asked of one of the units. Dispatch: 141T1 (traffic unit), your 10-20 (location) 141T1: Don't ask me, I'm lost! (He knew he wasn't in L.A. County tho) |
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02-23-2007, 08:27 AM
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BTW, he is one of my good friends now, and we get a good laugh over a couple beers at some of my training stories.
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02-23-2007, 02:01 PM
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Nice story DanP. I actually laughed out loud at that one.
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