Joke: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?This is a discussion on Joke: Democrat, Republican or Southerner? within the General SA-XD/XD(M) Talk forums, part of the XD Talk category; Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide:
The answer can be found by posing the ...
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10-06-2006, 11:05 PM
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Joke: Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
 Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide:
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams about Jihad , raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying an XD, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
·Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
·Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
·Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
·Could we run away?
·What does my wife think?
·What about the kids?
·Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
·What does the law say about this situation?
·Does the XD have appropriate safety built into it?
·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
·Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
·Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
·If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
·Should I call 9-1-1?
·Why is this street so deserted?
·We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
·This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
·BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ·click.....(sounds of reloading)
·BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
·Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or the Rangers?
·Son: Can I shoot the next one??
·Wife: Before you even ask, you ain't taking that to the taxidermist!
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10-06-2006, 11:08 PM
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It's a recent repost:
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan?
But welcome to the forum!
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10-06-2006, 11:17 PM
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LOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!
I hate to admit...but I might be the southerner
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10-07-2006, 09:46 AM
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Every time I read it, I still laugh.
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10-07-2006, 09:50 AM
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LOL.........
<-- Definately from the South 
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10-07-2006, 10:37 AM
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nice!
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10-07-2006, 10:55 AM
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why was he carrying a sc?
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10-07-2006, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by IndianaJones
why was he carrying a sc?
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Because he was from the South and he could spell SC! 
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10-07-2006, 12:41 PM
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I am definitly not a southerner, or may be I am just a cheap southerner. After the first shot and he is dead, I will think "this jihadist is not worth more than one of my expersive Gold Dot!"
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10-07-2006, 05:18 PM
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