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Old 05-07-2008, 08:39 PM   #1
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Home Security Methods
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

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Old 05-07-2008, 08:42 PM   #2
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LOL.

I was actually given the huge dog bowl advice by a former LEO, my Criminal Justice teacher.

Very good deterent having one of those and a big bone with chew marks thats been cracked in half.
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Old 05-07-2008, 08:50 PM   #3
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Too funny!!!
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That is awesome!
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That really works, just ask my entire family. Well its not just for looks where i come from. its how we live
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