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Captain Ray · 07-03-2005, 01:23 PM

Hello!! He said "Knock-Knock!"

I was just thinking.. since we have a thread that is completely open.. my thighs are chubby.. and you would think that at 38 years old.. I would be done with pimples.. I hate pimples! and what's with the hair on my toes? Hairy toes serve no purpose that I can think of.

Why does my dog insist on watching me poop?! That one gets me.. Stupid dog.. I suppose I could close the door in the bathroom..

Did you ever notice that swiss cheese reminds you of the moon, but the moon doesn't remind you of swiss cheese? Ironic.

Am I the only one who becomes aroused when Lauri Dew reports the news?

Do you hate Geraldo Rivera less since he joined FOX news? I know I do.

I tried facial hair once.. it itched. I don't see how a person can stand it.

Do you think Hillary Clinton would be just as un-attractive as a man?

Do you think Ron Wyden would make a pretty good looking woman?

I bet BD makes some pretty tasty chili.. OEF's chili is probably too spicy.

Cable or Satellite.. I'd go with Sattelite...

I have ton's more questions.. but this will do for now.

Raymond

JimLongley · 07-03-2005, 03:36 PM

One of my favorites, although I have learned "scientific" explanations, has always been, how do I know that what I refer to as green, or red, or yellow, is the same thing as you see as those, and all the other colors too.

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Will I ever find my lost viginity?

And BTW, I am still having problems with pimples at 59, something I wasn't troubled with at 19.

bd · 07-03-2005, 04:02 PM

I wonder why they go to the trouble of painting lines in convenience store parking lots?

Quote:

I bet BD makes some pretty tasty chili..

I've always had a hard time making chili like I want it to be. In fact I don't think I've ever made it like I picture it to be.
I like beans, so chili is something I like. But around here chili means dump a can of tomatoes and a can of beans in with some hamburger, if you want it hot .......here's the Tobasco.
I used to eat a lot of really hot peppers and sauces. But I think they started eating back so I cut back on the peppers. I still eat them, but in moderation.
Besides that, If I'm hungry and I've had a few beers I'll eat about anything.
I need a good chili recipe, I can cook the hell outta some baby back ribs, though.

I'd like to try OEF's chili too, I bet he uses beer somewhere during the preparation.

bd

one-eyed-fatman · 07-03-2005, 06:10 PM

I use to make hot chili. I had to tone it down when people would walk into the house and turn red and start choking before they even made it to the kitchen. Toning it down also stopped all the recorded messages left the next day anonymously complaining about a bad case of the burning butthole. The one thing that never changes in my recipe in the chunky part. All things thrown into the pot must be at least thumb size (your whole thumb). I'll try and put up the recipe before the hurricane gets here.

Bd's right, beer is used in the process. Internally.

kgpcr · 07-03-2005, 07:21 PM

unbelievable

punisher80 · 07-03-2005, 07:30 PM

The anticipation is killing me!!!

rjardy · 07-03-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 03RangerXLT

i was let down by the lack of shocker here. So i went and touched both posts on my truck's battery.

Seeing as this thread is useless, I thought that I would add a few useless statements myself.

A) Doing the above and touching both terminals on your trucks battery, will result in absolutely nothing, as it a a DC system and your body is not a conductive source of electricity.

B) Glocks are better than XD's

C) XD's cannot shoot reloads

(hoping the sarcasm is sensed here)]

Rob

JimLongley · 07-04-2005, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rjardy

Quote:

Originally Posted by 03RangerXLT

i was let down by the lack of shocker here. So i went and touched both posts on my truck's battery.

Seeing as this thread is useless, I thought that I would add a few useless statements myself.

A) Doing the above and touching both terminals on your trucks battery, will result in absolutely nothing, as it a a DC system and your body is not a conductive source of electricity.

(hoping the sarcasm is sensed here)]

Rob

ROFLMAO!!! I hope that is truly meant to be ironic, rather than sarcastic, as it is totally irrelevant.

rjardy · 07-04-2005, 06:47 AM

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ROFLMAO!!! I hope that is truly meant to be ironic, rather than sarcastic, as it is totally irrelevant.

Yup

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Suppo · 07-04-2005, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimLongley

One of my favorites, although I have learned "scientific" explanations, has always been, how do I know that what I refer to as green, or red, or yellow, is the same thing as you see as those, and all the other colors too.

A question I ask myself daily. Is my red someone else's green, and their red my green?

07-03-2005, 01:23 PM	#21
Captain Ray XDTalk 1K Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,693	Hello!! He said "Knock-Knock!" I was just thinking.. since we have a thread that is completely open.. my thighs are chubby.. and you would think that at 38 years old.. I would be done with pimples.. I hate pimples! and what's with the hair on my toes? Hairy toes serve no purpose that I can think of. Why does my dog insist on watching me poop?! That one gets me.. Stupid dog.. I suppose I could close the door in the bathroom.. Did you ever notice that swiss cheese reminds you of the moon, but the moon doesn't remind you of swiss cheese? Ironic. Am I the only one who becomes aroused when Lauri Dew reports the news? Do you hate Geraldo Rivera less since he joined FOX news? I know I do. I tried facial hair once.. it itched. I don't see how a person can stand it. Do you think Hillary Clinton would be just as un-attractive as a man? Do you think Ron Wyden would make a pretty good looking woman? I bet BD makes some pretty tasty chili.. OEF's chili is probably too spicy. Cable or Satellite.. I'd go with Sattelite... I have ton's more questions.. but this will do for now. Raymond __________________ \"I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom and that of all about me seemed insufficient for that day.\" ~Abraham Lincoln~

07-03-2005, 03:36 PM	#22
JimLongley XDTalk 500 Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Allen, TX Posts: 822	One of my favorites, although I have learned "scientific" explanations, has always been, how do I know that what I refer to as green, or red, or yellow, is the same thing as you see as those, and all the other colors too. Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways? Will I ever find my lost viginity? And BTW, I am still having problems with pimples at 59, something I wasn't troubled with at 19. __________________ Gun control is very small groups - OFFHAND.

07-03-2005, 06:10 PM	#24
one-eyed-fatman XDTalk 10K Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 10,740	I use to make hot chili. I had to tone it down when people would walk into the house and turn red and start choking before they even made it to the kitchen. Toning it down also stopped all the recorded messages left the next day anonymously complaining about a bad case of the burning butthole. The one thing that never changes in my recipe in the chunky part. All things thrown into the pot must be at least thumb size (your whole thumb). I'll try and put up the recipe before the hurricane gets here. Bd's right, beer is used in the process. Internally. __________________ Never underestimate the power of a large group of fools. http://home.houston.rr.com/gunpics/images/one%20eye.wav This link no longer works due to a corporate buyout.

07-03-2005, 07:21 PM	#25
kgpcr XDTalk 100 Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 267	unbelievable __________________ XD9 service XD40 tactical XD40 service XD45 Service Colt Anaconda Colt King Cobra OLY AR-15 SigPro 2340 Springfield Armory 1911 double stack Taurus .357 Snubie Smith and Wesson M&P .40

07-03-2005, 07:30 PM	#26
punisher80 XDTalk Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 31	The anticipation is killing me!!! __________________ \"SIC VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM\"

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