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Vector · 04-13-2006, 12:43 PM

TOP 10 REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN

# 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for
a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the "number one" reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!

piece of mind · 04-13-2006, 01:20 PM

#11 it knows that it's rightfull place is shoved down the front of my pants #12 it makes lots of noise from just a finger

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04-13-2006, 12:43 PM	#1
Vector XDTalk Newbie Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 22	Top 10 Reasons... (tongue-in-cheek humor) TOP 10 REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN # 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. # 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the "number one" reason a gun is favored over a woman.... # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!! __________________ Beretta Cougar .45;S&W 4506, 4006, 686(x2), 640;Taurus 627 Tracker;H&K USP .45;Ruger Mini-14 Springfield XD-40sc, XD-40 Service Bi-Tone, XD-40 Tactical, 1911 Loaded Ruger 10/22; Norinco SKS; Bear Whitetail II left-handed bow(up for trade) We aren't born stupid, we're born ignorant. It's knowledge that makes us stupid.

04-13-2006, 01:20 PM	#2
piece of mind XDTalk Newbie Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: upstate ny Posts: 14	#11 #11 it knows that it's rightfull place is shoved down the front of my pants #12 it makes lots of noise from just a finger __________________ enjoy your rights while you still have them .40sc .44 super blackhawk